Al's getting hot under the collar.

Al Gore, the retrovirus that won't stay down is back. Few have flunked out of college more than Al. In fact he had to go for a religious degree that only required pass/fail class effort. So he entered politics believing that life begins at conception; that we all need a moral and ethical compass; and that secular socialism is the dark side.

Then Billybob Clinton made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Al successfully politicized the death of his sister and the near death of his son to buy sympathy, so how much worse would it be to join the trailer park duo? The rest is history. Except, Al also read a book about fossil fuels and communism. I thank God that Al didn't read Green Eggs and Ham first.

Today we see Eco-Al. Remember the eggs frying in a pan called "this is your mind on drugs?" They used Al's mind to make their point. In fact, Al has fused Clinton's southern evangelical rock star style with his desire to control the world to arrive at Eco-Al, the man that singularely saves the earth. There's little chance he'll succeed in this life, so stay tuned for the Hollyweird sequel.

Al tells the Seattle PI's William Arnold, the very liberal paper's entertainment critic, that his presentation made into a movie is so good that "about 50 or 60 Pabst drinking Tennessee bubbas saw this after one midnight. They were so impressed and got it's point so clearly that they vowed to get involved. Have you heard of the Tennessee round of Kyoto 2? Me neither.

Al tells us that he's disappointed that America hasn't risen to Europe's and others' level of eco-commitment. Ah yes, those guys that have no economic growth while they use more energy to maintain half our lifestyle level. Those guys mirror our government that uses more of everything, every year, and costs more while delivering less. Yes, Al is disappointed that American's aren't buying into his comedy act. Maybe Al should join Stewart and Colbert, two other funny liberals on Comedy Central.

Comprehensive Propaganda

Is the NY Times the most discredited American news source? USA Today is going all out for that Pulizer with the LA Times and the NY Times running second by a nose. Time and Newsweek went to the dark side without much loss to the people. Let's not speak of the power hungry and corrupt alphabet media from ABC to NBC, CBS, and CNN to MSNBC and PBS and especially NPR.

The NY Times along with the Hollywood establishment are attempting to resurrect Al Gore. First they must continue to spin his election loss. The Times' Andrew Rivkin writes: "the Supreme Court vote that denied Mr. Gore a chance to win the 2000 presidential election" grants him the right to his prize. Revkin knows that Al lost, fair and square. Al even lost after mischief by Democrat election aficionados and a reported race based attempt to give him the election by the Florida Supremes, according to its Chief justice. But when we're talking liberal lore and urban myth, truth can't hold a candle to party need.

The need is to give Al a chance at the treasury and the economy through the cloak and mantle of global warming and eco-fascism. Bedmates made in hell. Almost 300 million seeking hope and opportunity and Al seeking the 19th century.

The New and Improved Envirowars!

All things come around. A retooled 2006 version of Al Gore is back after snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory in 2000. What has changed since he went away and then reemerged in 2002 to yell and scream? Al is still convinced that he won the election; he is still convinced that he can save the earth; and Al is still convinced that fossil fuels are the cause of all evil. So why is he being cheered by the far left?

For one the NY Times needs to reinterpret Al's legacy. I ask which legacy? Is it his effort to create 8 million new citizens without following the legal process? Today we hold tens of thousands Clinton/Gore citizens in federal prisons. These are the same that were given citizenship without background checks. The same criminals that then went out and killed, raped, and plundered.

Or is it the legacy of over 100 campaign "workers" fleeing the country with the FBI close behind? How about the dozens upon dozens that took the 5th amendment against self incriminating when questioned about their fund raising for Clinton/Gore?

Or is the new and improved Al turning away from race exploitations? I think not. The rewrite will be about Al, the child that cried wolf. Al, the man that exposed how CO2 is fast spiraling the earth into the sun. "We are all toast," he laments. Only Al can save mankind from greedy profit seeking multi-nationals. Only Al stands between us, the rabble, and certain death.

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