Al's getting hot under the collar.

Al Gore, the retrovirus that won't stay down is back. Few have flunked out of college more than Al. In fact he had to go for a religious degree that only required pass/fail class effort. So he entered politics believing that life begins at conception; that we all need a moral and ethical compass; and that secular socialism is the dark side.

Then Billybob Clinton made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Al successfully politicized the death of his sister and the near death of his son to buy sympathy, so how much worse would it be to join the trailer park duo? The rest is history. Except, Al also read a book about fossil fuels and communism. I thank God that Al didn't read Green Eggs and Ham first.

Today we see Eco-Al. Remember the eggs frying in a pan called "this is your mind on drugs?" They used Al's mind to make their point. In fact, Al has fused Clinton's southern evangelical rock star style with his desire to control the world to arrive at Eco-Al, the man that singularely saves the earth. There's little chance he'll succeed in this life, so stay tuned for the Hollyweird sequel.

Al tells the Seattle PI's William Arnold, the very liberal paper's entertainment critic, that his presentation made into a movie is so good that "about 50 or 60 Pabst drinking Tennessee bubbas saw this after one midnight. They were so impressed and got it's point so clearly that they vowed to get involved. Have you heard of the Tennessee round of Kyoto 2? Me neither.

Al tells us that he's disappointed that America hasn't risen to Europe's and others' level of eco-commitment. Ah yes, those guys that have no economic growth while they use more energy to maintain half our lifestyle level. Those guys mirror our government that uses more of everything, every year, and costs more while delivering less. Yes, Al is disappointed that American's aren't buying into his comedy act. Maybe Al should join Stewart and Colbert, two other funny liberals on Comedy Central.